EVERYTHING HURTS — T-Shirt

• Soft, lightweight feel
• Breathable fabric — not thick or stiff
• Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing
• Unisex modern retail fit
• Slightly longer body than boxier standard tees
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Fit Note:
Modern retail fit with a slightly longer body. Order your usual size for a standard fit, or size up for a looser gym fit.

• Production usually takes 2–5 business days
• Delivery typically takes another 3–7 business days
• Tracking is provided when your order ships

Because each item is made to order, we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges due to sizing or preference.

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, we’ll make it right.

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Wash with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach or dry clean
• Do not iron directly over the print

Colors may appear slightly different depending on lighting and screen settings. Heather fabrics may also have natural variations in color and texture.

Fabric by Color:
Solid Colors: 100% cotton
Heather Colors: 52% cotton / 48% polyester
Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

A minimalist gym T-shirt featuring “EVERYTHING HURTS” with the dry follow-up “AND I AM HUNGRY.” The design leans into self-aware lifting humor about the two conditions that seem to follow hard training everywhere: soreness and appetite. A relatable workout shirt for lifters who know recovery usually starts with food.